"Squirtle"

"Squirtle" is a Monster created in Randomly generating horrifying faces in Dark Souls 2.

Bio
Known to be extremely strong as stated by Griffin saying “...soon this is gonna be on the Wikipedia entry for super buff Squirtle.”.

There was some confusion between the McElroy brothers regarding Squirtle’s origin story, but they both landed on a promising story involving Squirtle sacrificing his voice so that he may reach the surface and live on land unharmed.

'''“He climbed out of the ocean, he strangled a bandit to death and took his clothes. No, that’s too far off message.” -Griffin debating with himself about Squirtle's origin'''

'''“You’re saying he climbed out of the lake…” “Traded his voice...” “... traded his voice so he can’t speak…” “...to a witch. Right.” -Griffin and Justin on Squirtle's true past'''

By Justin's request, Squirtles class in Dark Souls II is deprived.

“I mean, like-as naked as possible, right?” “Well that would be deprived." -Justin and Griffin

Trivia

 * The witch that Squirtle instinctively attacks upon introduction, is known as Spoon Lady.
 * Squirtle hates treasure.
 * “He doesn’t trust anything inside a hard shell, ironically.” -Justin


 * Squirtle was kicked out of the Squirtle Squad.
 * Squirtle broke his wrist in battle.